What I expect:
What it feels like I actually get:
2. Surprise detour to confront inner demons
pi. Das ist le petit ia ia gesundheit.
N. Now what? Hello? . . . Hello? . . .
70. Make four right turns.
8. (also 12, 13, 15, and 151) Surprise revisit to inner demons.
D. Invert map and read in mirror while offering bacon.
20. Turn left at the [image of a butterfly made of pancakes and pointy teeth] then continue past the KJKH*&&^GSsssstzzzz *dialtone*
256. Try to find the rest of the map.